Brown and Orange Quote Sources

Brown (pretending to be Donald Trump): “BE COOL! Everything is going to work out well. The USA will be bigger and better than ever before!” Oh,, and “THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!! DJT”

Orange: I’m surprised you didn’t give me that line.

Brown: Oh, uh. Seemed like too much of a cliché.

Orange: Gotcha. (pretending to be fund manager at Penn Mutual Asset Management George Cipolloni): “The fear is the U.S. is losing its standing as the safe haven. Our bond market is the biggest and most stable in the world, but when you add instability, bad things can happen.”