How to Write a Novel (or a Screenplay)

“I got to pay the light bill soon.”

Okay, so I was trying to think of what to write and (before I started writing my fiction, which was before I started writing this), I happened to see this article on Medium.

All right, then. In the interests of full disclosure, I tend to be a “plotter” by nature. Probably because of law school. Or maybe I just like to t…