I’ve Written a Few Books

That’s not actually me writing, although some people might say there’s a resemblance.

But the fact of the matter is that I’ve written (at this point) … (stops to count in her head) … eight novels? Can that be right? And yet my finances are in the toilet. Hilarious, isn’t it?

Oh, wait, I’ve also written two collections of movie reviews: the film noir editi…